Worst Jokes Ever

Do you know a funny bus driver? I do.

How long are you? I

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My joke is about Archer, riddles, sex life. Wait, sorry, there is none.

Thanks for reading Archer’s love life story.

Hi, I hope you’re

I have more STDs than Hicks has friends at the moment. I only have one.

Archer riddle has less atoms in his brain than he does in his dick, and his dick is 1/4 of a millimeter.

"Harry Hicks smells of home. Homo is an infection, and infections are made up of atoms."

You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.

What did the lampost say to the other lampost?

Nothing, because it can't speak.

A mouse is just like a ball bearing.

Drench them in oil, and they stop squeaking.

Go Kermit, toaster bath.

Hi, Larry.

Bye, Larry.

All these jokes are pen-ful to read.

If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Robert Smith walks into a hospital. The nurse says, "We have the cure!"

What's the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H", but we all know which one we would like to do.

What goes in and out and saves your life but is not sexual?

Diabetes.

Four cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the "4 Cs Quartet" since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine.

They discovered how they could win. After a discussion, they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.

Milk is that the Uganda way?