Worst Jokes Ever
#1: What are you doing?
#2: Watching a movie.
#1: Oh, I know why, because you move-ie.
What's yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties.
Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
Your fat!
Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.
If hay is for horses, what is for unicorns?
Haaaaaaay!
¿Hola, quién es?
Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burns. The sun knows better.
A big hefty porker left his balls exposed and said,
"Misses!! Come here and step upon mine balls, please!!! I pay top dollar for this extreme delight!"
She pippity popped his balls like there was no tomorrow.
And he said "yuh yuh ay ay crush these nuts nuts!"
Stephen Hawking died because he did a wheelie and unplugged his charger.
A man walked into a bar. No wait, a horse,
A man walked into a horse.
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees?
Cold as hell.
I just found out I'm colorblind!
The diagnosis came completely out of the orange!
Do you want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it is tearable.
Orphan: I want to be a relator.
Teacher: Why?
Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.
There was a wedding so sad that even the cake was in tiers.
What did the man say when he knocked down the bookshelf?
Looks like I've only got myself to blame...
I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia, fuck!
One day I had the munchies, so I ate a clock. It was very... time consuming.