Worst Jokes Ever
So, me and my friend dressed as dead people for Halloween. The only difference in the costume was that he was actually dead.
What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧?
Mississippi Mud.
How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? He didn't have any BODY to go with.
I made an AR that shoots boo boo bullets. It does poison time 10x damage. You have a very good chance of getting STD. Very good AR. Going for 100,000. Email: EatandDrinkbouls@gmail.com
How did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to do his essay.
What’s the difference between bossatron5678 and a gay man?
One isn’t retarded, and one isn’t gay; the gay man is dead.
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
It might take a while for me to get hard because I just got laid last night.
Man, cancer is so easy to beat. I'm already on stage 4.
So I was watching TV, right? Then I f***ing got banged in the eye with either a remote or metal tongs. "WTF?"
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.
We are anonymous because none of us are as cruel as all of us.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of screaming children.
Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.
Jupiter
My friend has a dog who looks like cocoa. Her name is Cocoa!
I feel bad for shopping carts. They're always being pushed around.
An apple walked into the clinic.
The doctor asked what his favorite color was.
The apple said "red." :)
Where did the chef put the disease?
In Ebola.
You gay.