Worst Jokes Ever
What did the skeleton play when he joined the band?
A tromBONE.
It looks like your face was lit on fire and someone tried to extinguish it with a hammer!
Cremation: Your last chance for a smoking hot body.
If you are talking to an Indian and notice a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what you said... They are recording it down... Careful... (no offense) pure joke.
I hate my birthday. For my first birthday my mom gave me my life. I liked it when it was new and fun. Now it's broken and sad and I wanna take it back.
How did Steven Hawking die? His WiFi disconnected.
Feel my shirt...it's boyfriend material.
How bad is explosive diarrhea when a Muslim has it? Because my Chipotle blew up yesterday.
Khalil Abubakar
You make the juice go through my power brick.
I wanna ram your PCIe slot.
Q: What do you call a cranky cow?
A: Moooooooody.
Roses are gay, violets are also gay. If you read, you are gay.
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
At what speed is the curry going at?
In a hurry to the curry, man!
A father is talking to his three kids.
Kid 1: Why is my name Rose?
Dad: Because when you were a kid, a rose fell on your head.
Kid 2: Why is my name Lily?
Dad: Because a lily fell on your head when you were a baby.
Kid 3: Auughhghhhggghhh!
Dad: Oh hey, Brick.
What is an obese lady's blood type?
Nutella.
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
What burns up a football stadium?
A football match.
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.