Worst Jokes Ever
Me: Hi Jaiden.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: Leave me alone, weirdo.
Me: Wow, says the one who didn't pass 3rd grade.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: *hits*
Me: *calls FBI and puts on gloves and stabs random person then gives knife to Jaiden and takes off gloves* Bye bye.
FBI: FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!
You're gay.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
Hey mylady.
Hey bro.
Me mylady.
Me a bro.
Aaron is ginger.
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
There's something special about cemeteries.
People are dying to get inside.
I met a drum circle once, they were a huge hit!
What is the scariest thing you'll ever see in your life? James Charles thinking he has rights.
Let's tell a secret about each other... I'll go first.
I
hate
you!
Yo' mama is a joke.
Richmond
Even a psychopath is sympathetic when an onion self-harms!
My friend told me I should be a stand up comedian but... I prefer sitting.
What songs do people with no arms listen to?
None, 'cause they can’t press play.
When I try to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When there’s an earthquake, coffins become underground maracas.
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I give props to pedophiles.
They always go slow in the school zones.
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