Worst Jokes Ever
Arby's fast food and abortion clinic: Your dead babies are our taters and gravy.
Why would a dead guy lie?
Because he can't stand up.
How do skeletons make love?
They bone each other!
You: Did you get the new snoo subscription?
Other: What's snoo?
You: Not much, how 'bout you?
Did you hear the joke about the butter?
What is it?
I can’t tell you, you’ll spread it.
My god, my egg jokes are eggcellent!
If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, does that mean your pants are tucked into your shirt?
What does your mother look like after I had sex with her eight times? An octopus.
My name is Justin. I like boys. Hit me up?
I went, I saw, I poop at hole. I make a portal.
My friend: Yo stupid.
Me: Is that right, and what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?
My friend: *rolls eyes and says whatever.*
Me: Keep on rolling them, you might find your brain in there.
I named my dog Chicken.
I love eating chicken.
What was Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
hg is cool.
What's so wrong about Trump being in office?
He steals all the cats.
Ask me who Joe is.
Who is Joe?
JOE MAMA!
I was going to tell you a joke about a big cat, but I would be lion.
What do you call purple when it's being mean? Violent.
Do you want to hear a joke about the blunt pencil? Never mind, it's pointless.
Aaron, you glad I didn't make this joke?