Worst Jokes Ever
When fat people smash, it must feel like a huge submarine hitting you.
Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!
What did one ballsack say to another?
"You stay here, I'll go pee."
What’s a Mexican person’s favorite spot?
Cross country. 😉
I’ll never forget my grandpa's last words to me...
“Are you still holding the ladder??”
Why can’t you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn’t born yesterday...
Are you choked?
We are having a sleepover and we are being as quiet as possible.
Addison: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, THOSE ARE GREAT JOKES!!!
Layne: IKR
Mom: SHUT UP, YOUR BROTHER IS TRYING TO SLEEP.
Addison: ok fine.
Layne: Look at this joke.
Addison: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
*Addison and Layne continue laughing really loudly*
What do you call a train that carries glue?
A glue-glue train!
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
De-calf-inated.
My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."
My family is like Donkey Kong: a real pain in the ass.
Knock knock. Hwoo's there? Far from home. Hwoo's far from home? Spider-Man.
People need to stop taking life so seriously. After all, no one gets out alive!
So a girl says to her ex, "I can't get you out of my mind, the boyfriend I knew." The girl replies, "I see you in everything, like when I'm walking down the street, even at work, like trash cans are everywhere."
Allahu Akbar.
Your butt is so fat, I can remove 90% of beauty with a tissue.
When you're exercising and you feel the “gush.”
- Why is that flight waiting at 30,000 feet height?
- One tire became flat. They are changing it in the middle of the journey.
One day I was working at the bank, doing my job. Then suddenly a woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over. Then I told her that her balance is un-balanced.