Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What did Sally get for her birthday? A football!

Only joking; she hasn't opened the box yet.

I was voting for Trump in the 2016 election. It's been a while since the last presidential assassination...

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  • I went to the bathroom and into a stall to see a hole in the wall. It reminded me of "The Lickable Wallpaper" from "Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory." I jokingly started licking. Though, the carrot tasted musky and kinda wrinkly.

    I was remembering the time when I lost my brother, only until I heard that hide and seek wasn't the best idea, especially in a secluded parking lot in downtown.

    Me: Have you ever went sky diving?

    Friend: No.

    Me: Well don't, it sucks.

    Friend: Why?

    Me: They gave me a parachute and I lived.

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  • Two cows in a field.

    One says to the other, "Mooooooo!"

    The other says, "Tut, I was gonna say that!"