Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a chicken with no legs? Ground chicken 🤣💀🐔 Get WRAY'DDDDD!
When you go to Incestry.com instead of Ancestry.com.
Anal sex is for A**holes.
What did Sally get for her birthday? A football!
Only joking; she hasn't opened the box yet.
Why are Deepika Amar's jokes so shit?
Because he is a smelly cunt.
Why didn't the sun get a job? Seriously, I have no idea why. Help me!
I was voting for Trump in the 2016 election. It's been a while since the last presidential assassination...
I went to the bathroom and into a stall to see a hole in the wall. It reminded me of "The Lickable Wallpaper" from "Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory." I jokingly started licking. Though, the carrot tasted musky and kinda wrinkly.
You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)
Hi, I'm a skeleton and I know a skele-TON of jokes!
I was remembering the time when I lost my brother, only until I heard that hide and seek wasn't the best idea, especially in a secluded parking lot in downtown.
I have a dad.
Me: Have you ever went sky diving?
Friend: No.
Me: Well don't, it sucks.
Friend: Why?
Me: They gave me a parachute and I lived.
Why did the leper fail his driving test?
He left his foot on the clutch.
Quiz: Turn what for what?
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something :D
What is a fat boy's favorite karate move?
A pork chop.
What does the cannibal get after a one night stand?
Breakfast in bed!
Two cows in a field.
One says to the other, "Mooooooo!"
The other says, "Tut, I was gonna say that!"
What do you call a cow eating grass?
A Lawn Moo-er.