Worst Jokes Ever
Statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile. But not me, I live next to a 10-year-old boy with a fat ass.
When I ask my dad if I got adopted, he said, "Not yet, no one wants you."
Why did Obama marry Michelle?
Because he's into chicks with dicks.
My sister was at Sixth Street and someone stepped on her toes and she bled, so she called the police! XD
TDS? More like STDs.
TDS - Too Damn Slow!
Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonely.
One volcano said, "Is that you, Qs? I am hot."
Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Phew, it's hot in here." The other muffin says, "OMG, a talking muffin!"
I have no puns because I don't play soccer.
Paper.
Aww c'mon! I thought my joke made the cut!
The teacher told me to put my MP3 away, so I brought out my MP5. Now that bitch knows what not to tell me.
Don't you hate it when you do the dishes, but then you realize it wasn't the dishes?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
My penis.
Did you hear about the flood at the circus? Lots of people drowned, and there were two clowns that survived and two nuns still in the audience.
The two clowns ran over to the two nuns, and each one put a nun on his shoulder. Then they waded out of the big top, up to their waists in the rapid, turbulent water. As they were reaching dry land, one clown said to the other, "If you ask me, this is virgin on the ridiculous!"
So my friend's birthday was coming up, so I got him a new box to live in.
I was looking for my sister... I looked down at my feet and saw her.
These jokes are offensive. Stop!
What's the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.