Worst Jokes Ever
If you have sex and your African parents find out,
“You can do the boom boom. But you can not do the boom boom in my house. Do it somewhere else."
How do you help a constipated person?
You scare the shit out of them!
What is the worst part of milking a cow?
The smell of the dairy air.
If I was a cow and could dance, I'd bust some moooooves while I uddered some lyrics!
Two Indians went to a fine restaurant. They ordered parathas with curry. HAHAHAHAHA
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
Punch an orphan in the face what they gonna do? Tell there parents
Yo mama eat so much that she threw up a thousand times and said, "Help me, son!"
What do you call a ghost's fart?
A spirit bomb.
Friend texting fat boy: I know you're on the group chat. I can see you looking at my texts.
Me: I can only see fat.
My son always said he wanted to skydive, so we went on a plane, and mid-flight, we had to jump out. The only issue is we were on a commercial flight to Arizona.
U geiy haha lol.
What does a cow sound like when in a horror house?
Moo mooo moooooooo (screaming)!
Site nearly as dead as my trim.
What does a homeless man call his mother?
Useless.
Me: Hey you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong.
Trashy pig woman: Why?
Me: Because you smell like fart and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.
The bank said go to the river bank. Oh, oh, oh, good fishy joke!
Baby, here's my anus.
Baby, too, where's my anus?
Taylor.
Bring a knife into the shower. NEVER gonna see that coming! He pulls the curtain like ‘re re‘ and you're like ‘re re’ yourself, motherfucker, and stab him right in the eye! You thought the psycho was out there? SURPRISE, the psycho’s IN HERE with the Irish Spring on them!