Worst Jokes Ever

My life, get it, 'cause I don't got one.

I've done a skele-TON of work to think of this joke. Trust me, I've got a FEW more jokes!

Why did Sally get a black eye?

Because she tried to play patty cake.

You know, most people take rocks for granite... sorry.

Seven days without a pun makes one weak.

Y'all are whack at jokes, y'all suck!

Are you a Chipotle bowl? Because I wanna eat you out.

My friend Richard is always bullying all the little kids in the neighborhood. He is such a dick.

What did the hematologist say when his Canadian patient wrote that he's blood type "eh"? "Ah, probably just go with blood typo!"

Bread is like an orphan: plain and stale and no fam.

Hey Autocorrect- STOP TAMPERING WITH MY CURSE WORDS YOU MOTHERDUCKING FORKLIFT!

"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "What's wrong with me!" "Calm down, calm down. Just pull yourself together!"

I got a lot running through my head right now. I wish at least one was a 12-gauge round.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

Why can't melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why did I f*** my dad?

So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?

Are you a volcano? Because you're hot and I really lava you!

Me: *looks at person's hand* This guy doesn't have fingers!

Random person with no fingers: Why do you have to point that out?

How do you know a gay guy has been in your house?

There are speedos in the microwave.

I wanna die.