Worst Jokes Ever
Say this out loud: Alpha Kenny One.
Where do you go to get the best fish?
A restaurant on the Titanic.
What do you do when an orphan gets you mad?
A stab to the neck and a bullet to the face.
I wonder if the Titanic still sells fish?
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What did the cow say when it wanted to go to the movies? -- "Let's go to the moovies!"
Why do people keep saying, "Why did the toilet paper not cross?" Because it got stuck in the crack, because it got stuck in their crack.
I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "I'm." "I'm who?" "I'm a joke!"
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay person's house!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
You walk inside a building, then you see a blind German, then you call him his name.
Answer: Nazi.
Why are the 9/11 survivors the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went down 109 stories in 10 seconds.
There were 32 cows. Twenty-eight chickens. How many were there?
There were 32 cows. Twenty ate chickens. How many were there?
What's black and red/read all over? A baby skunk with a bad case of diaper rash!
Why did the kids love the mushrooms?
Because they're fun-guys!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome.
A man walks into a store and orders 2 large chips. They give them to him and he says:
"I ordered 2 large chips, not 100 little ones!"
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What do you call a pig with two legs? Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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