Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
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OMG guys, I finally did it. I made a head slicey boy. I have headless.
What did the no head man say?
"Haha!"
What do you call the worst joke teller of all time?
Ben or Chris?
A little chimney said: "Ooooh, I think my house owner is making a fire in me! I'm about to smoke!"
The big chimney said next to him: "Well, you're too young to smoke..."
Me: DOCTOR! DOCTOR! I HAVE 50 SECONDS TO LIVE!
Doctor: Sit down for a minute.
What did my dad say before he went to go get milk?
"There's money in my wallet for pizza. I love you."
Why is a tomato red?
Because it saw the ranch dressing!
What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)
What’s worse than five babies in a dumpster?
One baby in five dumpsters.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Banana na na.
I don't have much motivation for things, that's why I haven't yet killed myself, hehe.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
What's a cow's favorite thing?
A mooooovie.
My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.
Do you know what I found in my letter soup?
A space.
I made a website for orphans.
It has no home page.
Pope Francis: "What is the hardest thing about nailing a young boy to a cross?"
"My penis."
A man walks into a bar and orders 3 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "What's got you down?"
The man says, "I just found out my niece is gay." The next day, he orders 4 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "What's got you down now?" The man says, "I just found out my son is gay."
The next day, he orders 6 shots of whiskey. The bartender says, "Got anybody who likes women?" The man says, "My wife does."