Worst Jokes Ever

Teacher: *calls you up to the board*. You: Ok. *Gets intense boner* *has to fart really bad* You: F***!!!!!!!

What do you call a cow that has been shot?

Holy cow!

How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?

Power off his chair.

Why did the cow cross the road?

To go to the moovies.

Once a mustang, always a mustang. - Mr. Shaw

What do you give a armless kid for Christmas?

Nothing because they can't open the gift.

The Titanic was in a pickle when they saw the iceberg.

Did you know that statistically, 1 in 10 people live next to a pedophile? Not me though, I live next to a 10 year old boy with a fat ass.

Pool table.

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A dad and his son walk out to the middle of the woods armed only with a shovel and a lantern.

Son: "Dad, it's creepy out here!"

Dad: "You're complaining? I'm the one that has to leave the woods alone!"

So if I drink alcohol, you're an alcoholic. But if I drink Fanta, I’m fantastic.

Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football?

Because he got all the downs.

Alex Hayermann.

Why do the Greeks and Romans like food? Because food is good for you.

Why is sex with pandas so much fun?

I don't know, it just is. 🐼

Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.

I ate a watch once... it was time-consuming.

My life, get it, 'cause I don't got one.

I've done a skele-TON of work to think of this joke. Trust me, I've got a FEW more jokes!