Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?
LEAN BEEF!
You know this joke really cracks up my bones!
Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.
What do you call Stephen Hawking going fast?
Hot Wheels.
Say what you will of pedophiles, but you can't ignore their problem with immature ejaculation.
What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head?
A bullet.
What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.
My dad coming back.
What did the cow say to the farmer? Moo away!
Hi, everyone. Serious question. Would it be illegal to decapitate a worm? Asking for a friend, he's so worried we're going to jail. I'm not. I'm fine. Please reply fast.
Your birth certificate is like an apology from the condom factory...
What did Love name his daughter?
Sweetheart. ♥
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
'Cause he doesn't want to be spotted.
How do you make a hotdog stand? You take away its chair.
If you had a friend like me, would you kill me?
A mom and her son are taking a walk when they pass a homeless man fapping. The boy asks, "What is that man doing?" The mom says, "Making pizza," trying to turn him away.
The son sees a dog fucking another dog and he asks the same thing. She says, "Making extra cheese." When they pass a window and see a couple doing it, he asks the same thing. She says, "Ordering the pizza."
Later that day, the mother says to the father, "I think I want to order some pizza with extra cheese tonight, don't know why that sounds good."
So that night, the husband who was watching tv yelled up the stairs, "Wanna order some pizza!?"
The mother replied, "DON'T WORRY I'M MAKING SOME!"
The son's voice followed, "I'M ADDING EXTRA CHEESE!"
What do you call a man with a curly toe?
Carlito.
Nick sucks dick.
Your mum is so fat, when she sat in a monster truck, it turned into a lowrider.
So, no head?