Worst Jokes Ever
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I lost my luggage at an airport once. I sued the airline, but I lost the case...
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy.
I will always remember my uncle's last words, "What's the shovel for?"
What do you call a violent fish?
A smackeral!
Yo' mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a haystack.
Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
Why doesn't Batman need Robin as a wingman?
Because he has no problem robbin' your girl.
What do you call a man who lost his car??
Carlos
Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.
Yo' mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. Do you know what he said?
"Get your paws off!" 💩💩💩
Yo' mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why was the dog staying in the shade?
Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!
So, some ants in a colony go to war. They want some more troops and know that there are ants that went to wars as well. They call them war-ants.
They start barging into homes to search for more war-ants. They barge into a home, and the lady-ant goes, "Hey, why are you here? Can you please leave?" One of the ants replies with, "I'm sorry, but unless you have a war-ant, we have to keep searching your house."
I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...
Your face!
What did the cow say to the other?
"Cheese!"