Worst Jokes Ever
Ignition of the bus engine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrdQcalibEo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC7S6BZVXkI
Why can’t orphans celebrate Christmas?
Because they have no family.
I'm sorry, none of my jokes are very punny.
What do you call a sad Doge?
What?
Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
If Italy attacked France from the rear, would Greece help?
Sending gay men to prison makes no sense to me. I mean, you have sex with a man and then they lock you up with a bunch of other men.
That would be like arresting someone for drunk driving and forcing them to become a bartender.
What was the last thing Stephen Hawking said before he died?
"Windows Shut Down."
Why are mountains never serious?
Because they’re hill areas.
What do people often say in a cold Mexican kitchen?
Brrrrrrito!
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?
It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!
Monkey Man's mortuary, you stab 'em, we slab 'em.
You're so fat that you have to live on Pluto so you don't destroy any of the planets.
Write a different joke of onions and a dead baby.
"And then I said, \"Knife to meet you.\""
"You stabbed my brother!"
"It's okay, I'm in stable condition!"
What do you call an Asian kid that is bad at math?
An orphan.
Why don’t clams like to share?
Because they’re very shellfish.
My grandmother said goodnight...
She never said good morning.
Yo man, stand up.
*short person stands*
No, seriously man, stand up!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
Why didn't the butcher cut the fillet?
Because it was a misteak.