Worst Jokes Ever
Anyone wanna buy me Season X on Fortnite?
My owl turned 180 today.
He isn’t old, he just has a bad neck.
My dick hard.
What's the difference between babies and onions? I cry when I cut onions.
A funny joke scenario.
Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.
Q: What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
A: A Lamborghini isn't a very fun hobby.
All the lines on the LGBT flag are straight.
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex?
One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at, the other one is a coconut.
Allahu Akbar---Jalal 2019 xD
She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest... She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.
Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain’t a chef!
You other brothers can’t deny that she’s fly.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because someone booted her in the face. 🤣🤣
Why do bunnies like Bruno Mars? Because he got 24 carrots.
Lol, I switched out my friend's leukemia medication for mercury.
Like and comment if you get it!
What is the difference between a small child and a watermelon?
One I eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon.
It isn't a real charity until India opens call centers, like they did with Africa.
What is blue and smells like red paint?
Blue paint.
If the dyslexic man wanted to adopt a kid, then how could he sign the papers?
Fortnite is gay and rëtarded.