Worst Jokes Ever
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Who are you?
Oh, I'm an orphan!
Oh... bye! :/
I play Fortnite, but also I play Minecraft for 14 nights.
I'll always remember my dad's last words... "Why do you have an axe? We live in the city!"
What do you call an expert fisherman?
A "MASTER-BAITER".
Q: Where does a one-legged waitress work?
A: IHOP.
What has four legs and one arm?
A rottweiler at a park.
What is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut?
They are always so distant! :-]
What is different about priests and acne?
Acne waits until you're 13 to cum on your face.
What would Martin Luther King be if he was white? Alive.
Q: Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
A: To hide up cherry trees.
Q: What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
A: Giraffes eating cherries.
What is a cow's favorite move? -- The sound of moooosic.
Why is it hard having a relationship with an astronaut?
Because they are always so distant. :-]
I am like currency; people always trade me out for someone better.
In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"
Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that?
Where do walls shop?--Walmart.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Most annoying thing...
When we send something in WhatsApp thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks...
39, 41, 43, AK, 47... AK-47.
1, 3, 5, M, 9... M-9.