Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is just a watermelon.

So I thought about trying to eat a clock one day.

After about 13 tries, I realized this was very time consuming.

What is Alan Turing's reincarnation doing?

Getting revenge for what some people said about him being gay.

Mozart doesn't care if Bach is better than him; at least he puts a lot of emotion [into his music and] he makes people happy.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.

An orphan finds a genie.

Orphan: "My first wish is to be rich."

Genie: "Of course."

Orphan: "My second wish is to be famous."

Genie: "Done."

Orphan: "I wish my parents could come back!"

Genie: "I told you I can't bring people back from the dead!"

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    • What's the difference between America and a flash drive?

    One is USA and the other is USB! 😂😂😂

    A man told his love interest she looked beautiful.

    And then his love interest told him she had loads of things to tell him.

    And after 3 minutes, she told him he looked fat, ugly, disgusting, creepy, and tiny.

    Then the police came and arrested her for saying that.

    Bowser ordered his Goomba guards to arrest me because I wrote graffiti on the walls saying "The Koopalings are evil!" "Kill the Koopalings!" and "Down with the Koopalings!"

    I was going to tell you a joke about a pencil, but now it is pointless.

    Five little monkeys jumping on a bed, one fell off and bumped his head.

    Mummy called the doctor and the doctor said, "I'm gay!"

    I asked my sister to get me a cup of fruit punch. I realized she was taking a bit so I walk to the kitchen and noticed that she spilled it on herself. I asked her, "How did you do that?" but there was no response.

    Why did I shoot my dog?

    Because it pissed me offff! Ahhhhhahahahahahahahahaha! 👌👌😎