Worst Jokes Ever
But her ass was lookin' good all up in those mom jeans!
Big Dolly Parton hair, like an 80s prom queen!
I first saw her in the Walmart picking out your drawers.
I was doin' your mom, yes yours!
Abdi and Tunde are real.
There is a man in the hospital. The power went out, and the man was stabbed to death. There are three witnesses: the nurse who was with another patient, the doctor who was reading some paperwork, and The Who who was at the vending machine. Who killed the man?
The mom did, because you can’t use a vending machine when the power's out!
A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!
Son: Hey Dad, what's an alcoholic?
Dad: Well son, do you see those 4 cars? An alcoholic would see 8.
Son: Dad, there are only 2 cars.
Why did the roster cross the road twice?
To prove it was not a chicken.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Because they are parental guidance.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To visit the ugly witch's house.
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
The chicken!
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage.
I lost my case.
Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold?
A: It’s always 90 degrees.
What do you call an angry Texan?
A Confederate leader.
What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?
Oh wait, I am because she's 10.
What happened when the 400+ women ate a slice of cake?
She died the next weekend.
I'm dead inside.
My friend Amir didn’t have the greatest driving record because of all the car crashes he got in. He only crashed his plane once in a building, so he had a much better flying record.
Why are you gay? Because I said so!
Yee.