Worst Jokes Ever
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Me: My life.
16 is a knight? Mail.
Why are you so tired if you can’t see? Because you are blind.
Hoyt is gay.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly? You kick his sister in the jaw.
What is so annoying? A younger sister.
Salman Rushdie got a new book out.
It's called "Buddha. You Fat Cunt."
Don't trust an atom. They're stupid!
2+2=7
If you eat a clock, then does that mean you’ve consumed time?
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
I fucked my mom.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
What was King Tut's favorite coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
Do you think the ocean is salty because the beach never waves back?
Why can't vampires tell jokes right? All their jokes just SUCK.
Who did Stephen Hawking love more than anyone else?
His wife, "Eye," who was also bad at running.
"What is your number?" "Hi."
What is yellow and can’t fly?
A school bus.
Do you know who invented paper?
Cai Lun!
“RIP” Cai Lun.