Worst Jokes Ever
What did the roti say to pratha?
You white like a white bastard.
What did the Indian person say to the lady?
"Curry up, will you?"
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)
Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.”
Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.”
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory?
Many soles were lost.
Why did the elephant cross the road? It didn't see the cars.
Two rabbits were racing. Neither could get ahead, so they ended in a hare-tie!
Anyone who says they don't like cats has never had one cooked right...
What was the oak tree's response to the apple tree's joke?
You should leaf it alone!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cows say, "Moo, not who."
Why do women have periods?
Because they deserve them, haha!
What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? "DOE!"
Good afternoon. My name is Russell, and I am a wilderness explorer of Tribe 54, Sweat Lodge 12. Are you in need of any assistance today, sir?
What is the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage!
What part of a vegetable can't you eat?
The wheelchair.
What song does Saturn sing?
"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?
They are both jokers.
What do your teacher and your friend have in common?
They will both die eventually.
Where is Rex the dinosaur? In the ground.
What do you call a cringey Indian man? A Cringian.
Sorry, the joke is bad :(