Worst Jokes Ever
Iron Man dies.
My arse hole hurts like no joke, man. I just had to tell that your heads a peanut, you fucking nonce, kid, you fat fuck sack, your mum you dirty cow!
Manchester City is gay.
What do you call someone without a body?
Nobody.
Josh Hemus - follow him on Instagram @joshhemus
She later made me a sandwich, and she cut the crust off it.
I like fire trucks and monster trucks.
What is black and white and sits in a tree?
A fridge wearing a leather jacket! XD
I dipped my hand in red food dye, so I said, "Looks like I’ve been caught red-handed!"
My whole life.
Carys’s mum has chemo.
Person 1: Why did you put the baby feet first into the blender?
Person 2: To see his facial expression. Why else?
What is the difference between an American and an orphan?
They don't have a home to get their guns.
Hank, skamwkakkshsygauytqg.
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Cow says,
"Cow says who?"
No! Cow says moo!
The Chinese food owner always brings us free food. I ask my sister why he does that. My sister said, "Love him long time."
I can't stop thinking about those beans.
Butt cracks.
A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a drink?"
The bartender responds, "For you, no charge."