Worst Jokes Ever
Hodor.
How does Helen Keller smell?
Pretty bad, she's dead!
Sheep want to wool the world :)
Why is Helen Keller's snatch always sore?
She wipes with a Brillo pad.
What is a wasp called?
A wannabe.
What did one dog say to another dog? I love you.
How did Hitler tie his tiny little shoesies?
With tiny little Nazis.
I wanted to have sex, but I share a room with my brother, so we made a code. "Tomato" for faster, and "cheese" for more, and I shouted, "Tomato, tomato, cheese, cheese." My brother said, "Stop making sandwiches, you're getting mayo on my bed!"
What do crows use when they get a phone?
A "CAWing" card!
What does a cow watch?
MooTube.
My pal asked me why nobody wants to eat the spaghetti he makes in his restaurant.
Well, because it's impastable.
Chuck Norris told those three men how to climb Trump's wall.
Why can’t orphanage kids play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
Knock knock. Who's there? A boy. A boy who? A boy who can't reach the doorbell knocking at your door.
Knock knock. Who's there? Depression. Depression who? Depression you!
Are you a banana...
because I find you a-peeling!
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
What do you call Anne born in May? A Maybe.
What soda do mountains drink? Mountain Dew.
What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist.