Worst Jokes Ever
You wanna know why Stephen Hawking isn't going to heaven?
Because it's a stairway, not a ramp.
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Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?
My sister got mad when I told her to say this word 10 times, and she got in trouble, and it was a funny word that she did not even know what she was saying, ahhahaha! 😆 lol
I told my cousin since we're not blood-related our parents would let us date.
Her pants were on fire.
Drawned.
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, brown, and yellow?
So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms.
F*ck you.
What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.
Did you hear about the elephant with no nose?! Me neither.
Vital information: if you find a stray dog in an alleyway, don't stare at its eyes.
Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.
I worked at a calendar factory, but I got the sack for taking a few days off!
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he gets to call someone father.
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
I'm hungry.
If I told you Jeremy Palacios was not GAY!
I'd be a liar.
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack! 🤣😂🤣
Why can't the skeleton go to the prom?
Because he had no-BODY to go with!
Why don’t Mexicans have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim are in the USA.