Worst Jokes Ever
Q: If an electric train heads south, which way does the steam go?
A: No steam.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
What did one cat say to the other? Happy "meow"!
What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat.
What did one nut say to the other nut? "Help!"
British MP Sally Ann Hart has filed for divorce citing sexual unfulfillment.
Her husband couldn't fuck her the way her stupidity could.
How can you save a depressed person from a tree?
You cut the rope.
What does McDonald's and a Catholic priest have in common?
They both put their meat in 10-year-old buns.
What is a dog that you can drive?
A big doggy car.
Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi.
Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew.
My mom told me that she got a new job & I don't have to leave the house.
Then my mom told all my customers are the men that live in our neighborhood.
Then I ask what is your job call. My mom said job hand, then I said job and or is hand job.
My mom said yeah that it. My mom said I'm good at my job that why all the males are always knocking at the door.
What is purple, small, and rinsed off in a drainer?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇
I thought I told you to lock up when I left this morning. This is why our shit gets stolen all the time!
What did a car say hi to?
It said hi to the school.
What time is it when you eat a Christmas tree?
Time to get a new Christmas tree! 🎄
How come Christmas is one time? Because it is so nice!
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
A: “Wrap” music.