Worst Jokes Ever
People need to stop taking life so seriously. After all, no one gets out alive!
So a girl says to her ex, "I can't get you out of my mind, the boyfriend I knew." The girl replies, "I see you in everything, like when I'm walking down the street, even at work, like trash cans are everywhere."
Allahu Akbar.
Your butt is so fat, I can remove 90% of beauty with a tissue.
When you're exercising and you feel the “gush.”
- Why is that flight waiting at 30,000 feet height?
- One tire became flat. They are changing it in the middle of the journey.
One day I was working at the bank, doing my job. Then suddenly a woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over. Then I told her that her balance is un-balanced.
My brother told me he wanted to find a golden apple tree in real life. I told him it was a fruitless mission.
What is small, red, and sitting in the corner?
A baby playing with a scalpel.
Me: "Hey, you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong."
Trashy pig woman: "Why?"
Because you smell like fart, and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.
What's dumb?
The Fetus Deletus joke!
Fucking hate that joke....
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
Hey Max, what's up? The sky.
Why did the two balls cross the road?
To get to the penis!
Sorry, too rude?
When your friend moves to Texas and she comes back a cowgirl.
YEEEHAWW!
Who's climbing the tree?..... Not Sarah.
Who is in hospital?.... Sarah.
My question is, how do fat people fit in tuxedos? Honestly, don’t wear those. Wear your regular clothes. Your belly is just gonna pop out!
People are like trees...
If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they'll fall over.
What is a cup called when they show a ton of emotions?
Answer: Expresso! (KILL MEH)
Two girls have a sleepover.
Karen: Let's go to bed.
Lauren: Fine, but it's early.
*Karen wakes up and exits room*
*Lauren hears noise*
Mikey: You're so much better than my girlfriend, Karen.
Lauren: *laughs*
Lauren: *remembers her boyfriend is Karen's brother, Mikey*