Worst Jokes Ever
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A bass drum is the boss.
A 23 year old priest walks into a high school with an automatic weapon. He tells those who believe in God to stand up and leave.
To the children who don't leave, he says, "Do not worry my children, I shall make thou 'hole-y' as well."
He then proceeds to shoot all of the students left.
Yo' mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Gary. Gary who? Gary a torch.
My dad called me as I said I shit in my sister's mouth. Impossible? Nope.
In fright, I saw my faceless soul! Never imagined it could run that fast!
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
What do dogs drink? Pupsi.
How many times does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Tentacles!
Why is the day you do laundry, cook, clean, iron, and so on called a day off?
What type of flour do orphans use to bake with...? Self-raising flour!
I got some from suggestions, research, etc. etc. Just to illuminate you.
Why don't some people like pennies?
Because it's common cents.
Q: What is a skeleton's favorite color?
A: Blue stop signs.
If you're reading this right now, Then the joke's on you, Because I'm right behind ya, mothafucka!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm laughing because you look like a monkey.
No, seriously,
I'm right behind ya.
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
I hate double standards.
Burn a body at a crematorium, you’re “being a respectful friend.” Do it at home and you’re “destroying evidence.”
My pee pee fell off.
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, "I'm cold. Are you cold?"
The other cow says, "Yeah, I'm Fresian."