Worst Jokes Ever
Bro, wait, are cannibals real, though?
Anyway, my joke is if you eat yourself, are you a cannibal?
Think about it, lol. Haha.
What do butts say?
"Help me, I'm getting wiped clean!"
Someone eats glue and tells the other, "Sorry, can't stick around!"
Looks like he got stuck in a sticky situation.
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
The chicken is actually a fruit because it is grown on a pole-tree.
What do you call a frozen Band-Aid?
Cool-Aid!
If you have sex and your African parents find out,
“You can do the boom boom. But you can not do the boom boom in my house. Do it somewhere else."
How do you help a constipated person?
You scare the shit out of them!
What is the worst part of milking a cow?
The smell of the dairy air.
If I was a cow and could dance, I'd bust some moooooves while I uddered some lyrics!
Two Indians went to a fine restaurant. They ordered parathas with curry. HAHAHAHAHA
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
Punch an orphan in the face what they gonna do? Tell there parents
Yo mama eat so much that she threw up a thousand times and said, "Help me, son!"
What do you call a ghost's fart?
A spirit bomb.
Friend texting fat boy: I know you're on the group chat. I can see you looking at my texts.
Me: I can only see fat.
My son always said he wanted to skydive, so we went on a plane, and mid-flight, we had to jump out. The only issue is we were on a commercial flight to Arizona.
U geiy haha lol.
What does a cow sound like when in a horror house?
Moo mooo moooooooo (screaming)!