Worst Jokes Ever
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
A man walks into a bar with a 44. Magnum and yells, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" The bartender answers, "Mate, you ain't got enough bullets."
What did buttholes say after taking a dump?
Buttholes say what a good diarrhea dump.
If cancer was a person I’d shake their hand and say: "Thank you for your service."
Sorry if it’s too far, but don’t come here if you can’t take it.
What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming";)
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there were stairs.
Mom, Mom, I'm holding my little brother's hand.
Little Johnny, good! But he's not "bien" yet.
Hello Honey Bunches, it's me, Your Narrator. I was told by my buddy youthpartorryan he's in the middle of a war... I may be super wholesome but war against my buddy? Ho ho ho, no! A STORM IS COMING. #BestFriends
When the school shooter misses you, but you gotta play it off.
😐😑
My life, ha ha funny!
Snake one: Are we venomous?
Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?
Snake one: Cuz I just bit my tongue!!! (Drama scene)
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
You use your legs as support, you count on your fingers.
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When Knife tells Annoying Orange, "I'm trying something new," Annoying Orange said, "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs.
What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?
Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"
Your dad is so stupid that when he jumped the fence, the gate was open.
Why don't Japanese people like iPhones?
Because they are afraid of American airdrops.
Hey there, wanna buy some chromosomes?
That moment when you think the music is loud enough to fart and no one would notice, but then you realize that you have headphones on.