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Worst Jokes Ever
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What did Santa Claus get Paris Hilton for Christmas?
He raped her.
Stephen Hawking said there is no god.
God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
What is it about a beard and glasses that children find so sexy?
They're blooming a gay chicken.
"Tj and Prince, I really think we should stop doing this date night, date fight thing on this website because it's driving everyone crazy, and this is a joke website, not a dating website, so I say let's just take this to Facebook."
In China, just when you think you know everything... then boooom.
A gay chicken... hahaha.
I like my kids how I like my lights, Hanging from the ceiling.
When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm, and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.
There are times I miss you, that I wish I could remember where I hid your body.
"-JuicyFruitSnacks- A whole lot of pepper and a whole lot of salt. If I blame it on my friends, it won't be my fault."
-Mully- This is my mom left!!
Prince, I'm ready to chat!
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
Your mom is so poor, she buys used food.
What would you call the previous president when he is having a bad day?
Donald Grump.
"Prince, why that girl, not me! What about me!!!!!!!"
Hey Gwen come on let's chat! We can forget about that dumb bitch "prince" and focus on us!