Worst Jokes Ever
The person I hate: Omg, my mom and dad just died.
Me: Omg, I am so sorry, don't worry.
The person I hate: I have a boyfriend.
Me: Well, I have a mom and dad.
The person I hate: Rood.
Me: Shut up.
I named my dog Stone so that I can say to people that I throw stones every day.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”.
I bought a guh on the weekend.
(what's a guh?)
GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He didn't know where home was.
Why did the suicidal man walk in front of the car? To get to the other side.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What animal always breaks the law? A cheetah.
What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Dam.
Girls being 14, look 18, act 21.
Boys 21, look 18 and act 14.
Rape jokes are so incredibly offensive to stupid women like me who don’t understand what comedy is.
Me: dozes off while driving. Everybody else on the passenger plane on September 11.
My mom and I went to a bank. Hard to say I never heard of it. The name is "Addison Banks."
LOL
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
What do you call a simp, Adrian?
Approached (DYM 100).
What do you call Jamieilyah when she is sleeping?
Sleeping Beauty.
What do you call a man with no legs?
Hangman.
What do you call gulls in the sea? Seagulls!