Girl, is your butt made of water, because it is tubig?
Worst Jokes Ever
What did the orphan say to his stepmom?
"I need help."
Why do orphans play GTA? Cause they wanna feel wanted.
There is only one reason why I find women useful.
That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
Why can't two Asians have a white kid?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
What do you say to your customer at a popsicle stand when he asks for the price?
Dollar a pop!
Get it?
Driving through the woods today, I saw a boy with a bare behind.
Ur next.
So uh, I did this thing where I put soap on my brother's toothbrush, and then I put more on and colored it to make it look like toothpaste, and uh, he is constipated now. I AM EVIL :3
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
Yo mama is so fat Thanos snapped twice.
What song does an orphan hate?...
"I'm so lonely."
What do you call a bird with no wings?
A no flyer.
How do you put a baby in the blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get it out? Tortilla chip.
How do you put a baby in a blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get the baby out? With a tortilla chip!
I have two things I wanna say:
1. When people swear, stop taking it so fucking literally. If someone calls you a bitch, they're not calling you a female dog. If they call you a cunt, they're not calling you a woman's private part, they are calling you either an idiot, scaredy cat/baby, or something along those lines, ffs.
2. wtf
Everybody is mad because that guy from Alberta punched a girl in a wheelchair.
I think he was upset because he found out his sister was cheating on him.
Orphan jokes are funny to explore, especially with the family.
What is wrong with having chocolate for dessert? It tastes like shit, and I hate it.