Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

How on God's green earth does my boyfriend have a phone?

JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.

Hello, this is our fun CULT, haha, or CLUB, whatever you want!

Love you, orphan haters! :^ Nina

Hi there! My name is Michael Grover, and I am an explorer. Ever since I’ve been little, I’ve loved searching for new things. As a baby, my parents kept finding me in nooks and crannies around the house. “On the search,” as they would say.

By the age of 5, I had been to every continent on the planet, barring Antarctica. For my 12th birthday, my parents got me diving lessons, and by the time I was 13, I could scuba dive to a depth of 40 meters, as well as go cave diving.

I got a pilot’s license by the age of 17, and I learned to sail just before my 18th birthday. Instead of going to university, I decided to travel around South America, exploring its rich jungles and beautiful landscapes.

During my trip, I met my now wife who was also an explorer. For our honeymoon, we sailed around the Caribbean, and we discovered 3 new islands which we named after the cats that I had growing up.

Over the course of my life, I have come across great treasures and wondrous experiences. But in all my life, and in all my travels, I’m afraid I have never come across a single person who cared about what you just said.

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    • One time I was watching TV.

    Mom: Omg, your dad is coming!

    Me: Omg, really?

    Mom: Sike, I lied.

    Kris

    Damn this shit!

    Megan Thee Stallion: What!

    Kris: My mother is a fucker!

    The whole world:

    OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.

    2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!

    3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.

    4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.

    5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.

    Hey, I just wanna be in bed. I just wanna stay ahead. I just feel like I am dead, And I like that color red. Hey, I am not the big fat loser, And you're just a big accuser, You user and excuser.

    Say this to you sister, toxic BF, anyone :)

    If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed.

    Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.

    What did the acorn say when it grew up?

    Geometry.

    (Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")

    What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?

    "That's nacho cheese!"

    There was an animal on my porch, then I shot it in the head. It was strange that it had coffee in its hand. I flipped it over, and it was an animal, but it looked a lot like my kid.