Worst Jokes Ever
Why can’t the baby cross the road?
Walls.
Walls.
WAAAAAAAAAATERSHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKY!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
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Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
What vibrates and is 6 inches?
A toothbrush.
Sy’kyira (😌): I can’t wait for the therapist to come.
Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.
Sy’kyira (😅): SAME!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???
Daina (😌): I know, right?
hej765
What is an orphan's dream?
To get on top of the wanted list! 🤣
Little Johnny was getting beaten up by two kids, so I came and helped.
He won’t stand against the three of us!
The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.
Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"
The kid replied, "I'm not sad."
Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."
Why has nobody been on Neptune? Because the wind is so big. And why the wind's so big? Because Neptune's yelling, "GETT OFFF MMY PPRROOPERRTY!!"
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
What do you call an underwater maid?
A mermaid! 😂😂😂😂
I would tell a scoliosis joke.
But that would be completely out of line.
My friend: You're ugly.
The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.
Harrison
What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.