Worst Jokes Ever

To Drew the Devil,

We NEED to talk RN. I'm very mad at you, and we need to talk.

Angry Alex

It's me, the Joje.

Someone said to me when it was winter it[’]s time for you to “chill out.” I was like 👁👄👁

Why was the train late?

It kept getting sidetracked.

There was a woman from Ealing, she had a peculiar feeling. She laid on her back, opened her crack, and pissed all over the ceiling.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?

"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"

I will stop making fun of orphans when their parents come back.

Hello, I'm Ariana. I'm looking for someone. Anyone wanna date me?

Ariana

Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)

In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?

Because Flash is not supported on Windows.

What does a lesbian and a sea turtle have in common?

They both choke on plastic.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Most likely because they can't find home.

What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?

They're both hanging from a tree.

Police seek clues to explain Walmart.

(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...

Robbie: It's been raining???

Ty: Yeah!

Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!

Her (DYM 70).

So cinema.

Good Morning, Everyone! Have an amazing day!

What is it called when an orphan is having a family reunion?

Me time.