Awww, Gwen thinks she has a boyfriend! Oh wait, no you don't! She is just some loser ass bitch who could be a ho, you don't know. He was mine, and I want him back!
Worst Jokes Ever
At least 32 people hate orphan jokes.
And I thank all the people who participate in this protest.
I lick poo for a living... You?
What do kids and drugs have in common? I sell both of them.
O.R.P.H.A.N. J.O.K.E. P.R.O.T.E.S.T.
Why are orphans and bananas so much alike? Because they both get split.
What mountain do runners race on?
Mount Rushmore.
"Gaining weight is gonna be a piece of cake."
What do cake and baseball have in common?
Both need batters.
Hi! Iām going back home.
Hi Prince.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun.
Jack got mad and kicked Jill in the ass because she couldn't make him cum.
Friend: Your life is a joke.
Me: No, jokes have meaning.
Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
Why are fish smart?
They live i a school.
What do you call the worst feeling ever?
Drinking Big before Mini. :)
One time, I took my wife to the doctors. My wife had a severe migraine and needed a medic. I waited for about 10 minutes.
The doctor walked out with my wife in a wheelchair. "Due to your wife's broken hip, she may never walk again," said the doctor. "She had a migraine," I said. "Oh, we know," said the doctor.
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