I guess the owners of this site are braindead Trump supporters.
Worst Jokes Ever
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The reason why you have a high pitched voice is because you always sing opera.
What does a blind man say when he passes the fish market?...."Hello ladies!"
I have it.
There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P.
Stephen Hawking was in a house fire. When he got out, people called him "Hot Wheels."
Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.
Why did the gorilla leave the mafia headquarters for good?
What is big, black, and hairy? It's a gorilla with a machine gun.
Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.
A young orphan boy goes to school for the first time. A bigger boy comes and punches him. He says, "What are you gonna do, cry to your mommy?" The boy cries.
Next morning, he wakes up and comes to school. The same thing happens, but the older boy brings his friends. This time, after he says, "You gonna tell your mom?", the little boy says, "Yes, I will tell them that there is company coming over."
When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
Chess board White: right Black: left Yellow: invading
If at first it doesn't succeed, try, try again.
Doin (DYM 35).
What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them.
Yo mama is so fat, she had to snap his finger twice.
When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you, then they wake you up and say, "Let’s team up," like, what the f*ck?
Stop the orphan jokes!