910 jokes
A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police.
She exclaims, “Hello, is this 911?”
The other person, “Yes, what is your emergency?”
The blonde answered, “I called to inform you that you’re 910 now.”
Who read the most words?
911 passengers, they read 12 stories in 9.10 seconds.
How to fall down stairs.
Step 1. Step 2. Step 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.