What is 6 inches long and makes women scream? Stillbirth...
Whats red, 6 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her ?
Her miscarriage
what is 6 inches and its long and its long? a slim Jim
what at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth and its more fun if it vibrates ? a toothbrush
Whats stiff and 6 inches long?
S.i.d.s
Do you work at subway because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong
What vibrates and is 6 inches?
And toothbrush
A fly is 6 inches above water and a fish sees it and it leaps out and gets the fly then a bear garbs the fish and eats it, then a hunter shot the bear and a mouse saw some crackers and then leaped on the cracker and ate it then a cat runs down to get the mouse trips and falls into the water and that's the story of how six inches can get a pussy wet.
What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women? A strong manās biceps
What is 6 inches and has nuts A snickers bar
There is this fish, and this fish thinks if that fly drops 6 inches , Iām gonna jump out the water and eat that fucking fish !
Then there is a bear , he thinks if that fly drops six inches , that fish jumps up - Iām gonna run out there and eat that fucking fish !
This huntsman also thinks to him self š§ if that fly drops six inches , fish jumps up , bear runs out eats the fish . Iām gonna shoot that fucking bear .
Unbelievably there is a tiny little brave mouse , who also thinks to him self š§ if that fly drops six inches , fish jumps , bear runs , huntsman shoots ,
Heās bound to drop that cheese sandwich in his back pocket !!!!
Iām gonna eat that fucking cheese sandwich!!
Meanwhile ..,
thereās This cat !!!ā He sees whatās going on - if they fly drops six inches -the fish =bear =huntsman =mouse eating the cheese sarnie....
Easy pickings ...
Anyway bang š„ the fly drops six inches . Fish jumps up . Bear grabs the fish . Huntsman shoots the fucking bear ,
DROPS HIS CHEESE SARNIE !!
Cat runs after mouse trying to get the cheese sarnie
The cat Slips over him ( stacks it ) cat falls in the river ...
LONG STORY I KNOW BUT THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS .............
every time a fly drops six inches a pussy get wet )
WALLOP ... try remembering all that in A pub pissed . Xx
