What is 6 inches long and makes women scream? Stillbirth...
6 Inch Jokes
What's red, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
What is 6 inches and long?
A Slim Jim.
What's at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth, and it's more fun if it vibrates?
A toothbrush.
What's stiff and 6 inches long?
SIDS.
Do you work at Subway? Because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong.
What vibrates and is 6 inches?
A toothbrush.
A fly is 6 inches above water, and a fish sees it and it leaps out and gets the fly. Then a bear grabs the fish and eats it. Then a hunter shot the bear, and a mouse saw some crackers and then leaped on the cracker and ate it. Then a cat runs down to get the mouse, trips, and falls into the water, and that's the story of how six inches can get a pussy wet.
Woman: I want a man who is 6 feet and 6 inches.
Man: Is 6 feet and 6 inches one thing or two?
Woman: Two, I want a man who is 6 feet and also is 6 inches.
Man: Shit!
Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.
What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?
A strong manās biceps.
What is 6 inches and has nuts?
A Snickers bar.
There is this fish, and this fish thinks if that fly drops 6 inches, Iām gonna jump out the water and eat that fucking fish!
Then there is a bear, he thinks if that fly drops six inches, that fish jumps up - Iām gonna run out there and eat that fucking fish!
This huntsman also thinks to himself š§ if that fly drops six inches, fish jumps up, bear runs out, eats the fish. Iām gonna shoot that fucking bear.
Unbelievably there is a tiny little brave mouse, who also thinks to himself š§ if that fly drops six inches, fish jumps, bear runs, huntsman shoots,
Heās bound to drop that cheese sandwich in his back pocket!!!!
Iām gonna eat that fucking cheese sandwich!!
Meanwhile...
thereās This cat!!!ā He sees whatās going on - if they fly drops six inches -the fish =bear =huntsman =mouse eating the cheese sarnie....
Easy pickings...
Anyway bang š„ the fly drops six inches. Fish jumps up. Bear grabs the fish. Huntsman shoots the fucking bear,
DROPS HIS CHEESE SARNIE!!
Cat runs after mouse trying to get the cheese sarnie
The cat slips over him (stacks it) cat falls in the river...
LONG STORY I KNOW BUT THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS...
every time a fly drops six inches a pussy get wet)
WALLOP... try remembering all that in A pub pissed. Xx
