5-Hour Energy jokes

If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 10-hour Energy?

If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 2.5-hour Energy?

If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee.

Expresso, expresso, no more depresso!

If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That’ll give you a reason to get up in the morning.

Amber Heard's Morning Routine

Wake Up. Eat Breakfast. Take a Shit. Get Out of Bed.

Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as Red Bull.

Chuck Norris can make Minute Maid lemonade in 5 seconds.