360 no scope jokes
What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?
Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.
Mom, where are we going?
To your grandma's funeral.
Yeah, 'cause I 360 no-scoped that b*tch in the face.
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at 3 hoes.
They'll never do reverse cowgirl because you never turn your back on family.
Why doesn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box!
If you leave your small children inside a shower with Kelly Clarkson, you're a filthy parent.
Gary Glitter was imprisoned for inappropriate relations with preteens. Not to be outdone, Kelly Clarkson exclaimed, "Hold my Bud Light!" whilst grasping her 1-year-old daughter.
