*bowl of dark grapes*
Friend 1: I like my grapes how I like my men.
Friend 2: Black? Good one.
Friend 1: 21 at a time.
What's the best thing about fucking 21 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
What's the good thing about fucking 21 year olds?
There's twenty of them!
What's the only punch that can knock out a 21 year old?
A Sandy Hook.
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.
Girls are like blackjack; you shoot for 21, but I keep hitting 14.
19 and 20 had a fight. 21.
