20 seconds jokes

Today, I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well, I lost my job at the aquarium today.

I have a fish that can breakdance!

Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.

I had a gold fish who could breakdance on the carpet.

For 20 seconds.

And only once... :(

I have a fish that can break dance. Only for about 20 seconds, and only once.

1.) What’s yellow and can’t swim?

- A bus full of children.

2.) Did you hear about the Pillsbury Dough Boy?

- He died of a yeast infection.

3.) I will never forget my grandad’s last words...

- “You’re still holding the ladder, right?”

4.) I have a fish that can breakdance...

- Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.

5.) Give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours...

- Light a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Why are planes the fastest readers? Because they went through 100 stories in 20 seconds.