Today I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well I lost my job at the aquarium today.
I have a fish that can breakdance! Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
i had a gold fish who could breakdance on the carpet....
for 20 seconds...
and only once.... :(
i have a fish that can break dance. Only for about 20 seconds. And only once
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? - A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? - he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words... - “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance... - only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours... - lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
Why are planes the fastest readers? Because they went through 100 stories in 20 seconds.
