Today I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well I lost my job at the aquarium today.
I have a fish that can breakdance! Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
i had a gold fish who could breakdance on the carpet....
for 20 seconds...
and only once.... :(
i have a fish that can break dance. Only for about 20 seconds. And only once
Why are planes the fastest readers? Because they went through 100 stories in 20 seconds.
1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? - A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? - he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words... - “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance... - only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours... - lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
