Today, I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
I have a fish that can breakdance!
Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
I had a gold fish who could breakdance on the carpet.
For 20 seconds.
And only once... :(
I have a fish that can break dance. Only for about 20 seconds, and only once.
1.) What’s yellow and can’t swim?
- A bus full of children.
2.) Did you hear about the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
- He died of a yeast infection.
3.) I will never forget my grandad’s last words...
- “You’re still holding the ladder, right?”
4.) I have a fish that can breakdance...
- Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
5.) Give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours...
- Light a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
Why are planes the fastest readers? Because they went through 100 stories in 20 seconds.
