123 jokes

Emo kids counting be like: 1, 2, 3 come hang with me! 4, 5, 6 Gonna get new slits! 7, 8, 9 Suicide! 10, 11, 12 Bring some pills!

Three men were captured by a tribe and tortured. The leader of the tribe tells them that they would live only if they could achieve one thing: They had to go out and find 10 pieces of the same fruit each.

The first person returned with apples. The leader said that he had to put all 10 of them up into his ass without making a sound, or he would be killed. 1... 2... he screamed.

The next person came back with grapes. 1, 2, 3, he counted up to 8, but began to burst out laughing; he was killed. In heaven, the first man asked him why he laughed if he was doing so well. "Well, I saw the third guy coming back with fucking pineapples!"

Two cats called "1,2,3" & "un, deux, trois" had a swimming race across the channel.

1,2,3 cat won because un, deux, trois cat sank!

123 bipity bopity 321. Women are property.

Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.

3 year old boy: 1... 2...uh....?

Older brother: Ooh I know! 1, 2, 3 get the fuck off my apple tree!

Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"

Five (DYM 123).

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

They can go 1, 2, 3 but they can’t go home. 🤣

1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!

Pool testing 123.

I say 123, yeah, the kids bullied me, but they really don't know that my dad has a gun, yeah.

The number 13? Not on my watch!

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Read this slow: I 1 2 4 Q?

You are so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.

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