123 jokes
Why can鈥檛 orphans play baseball?
They can go 1, 2, 3 but they can鈥檛 go home. 馃ぃ
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀 Sorry.
Emo kids counting be like: 1, 2, 3 come hang with me! 4, 5, 6 Gonna get new slits! 7, 8, 9 Suicide! 10, 11, 12 Bring some pills!
Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"
Five (DYM 123).
Pool testing 123.
3 year old boy: 1... 2...uh....?
Older brother: Ooh I know! 1, 2, 3 get the fuck off my apple tree!
123 bipity bopity 321. Women are property.
Three men were captured by a tribe and tortured. The leader of the tribe tells them that they would live only if they could achieve one thing: They had to go out and find 10 pieces of the same fruit each.
The first person returned with apples. The leader said that he had to put all 10 of them up into his ass without making a sound, or he would be killed. 1... 2... he screamed.
The next person came back with grapes. 1, 2, 3, he counted up to 8, but began to burst out laughing; he was killed. In heaven, the first man asked him why he laughed if he was doing so well. "Well, I saw the third guy coming back with fucking pineapples!"
I say 123, yeah, the kids bullied me, but they really don't know that my dad has a gun, yeah.
Two cats called "1,2,3" & "un, deux, trois" had a swimming race across the channel.
1,2,3 cat won because un, deux, trois cat sank!