12 5 jokes

I only believe in 12.5% of the bible. I'm an EIGTHeyist.

What has 50 legs but can't walk?

25 disabled kids.

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.

What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? They both start at 12.

I know five fat people, and you're three of them.

How many times can 50 fit into 9?

Get in a van and find out.