What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?
When it's been Halloween for a few months, but there's still a body hanging from your neighbor's tree.
*School shooting happens*
Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk*
American student: "First time?"
If you jump off a bridge while crying, it's suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming parquor it's a failed stunt.
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"
how do you suprise a blind guy. leave the plunger in the toilet
why do dwarfs laugh when they run. the grass tickles their balls.
I saw an Isis video and I got the theme stuck in my head. I was humming it the next day at work when my Arab co-worker said, "soon, my brother."
I believe "Self-Babtism" is a nice way of saying "Failed Suicide Attempt"
What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her?
They both are thinking "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
If you were a food what would you be?
Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy
Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends
Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside
Your like a cloud. When you go away, its a beautiful day.
What do you call a special police officer? OFFICER DOWN!