Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
Worst Jokes Ever
What game do zombies like to play?
Corpse and Robbers.
What age is served for breakfast?
That one depressed friend.
My grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology." I said, "We will see about that," and I unplugged his life support.
I was in cooking class and my teacher said, "Does anyone know what a chopping board is similar to?"
Me and my friend just glanced at each other and burst out laughing.
Long story short, the teacher understood the joke, and now we are both in daily therapy. ππ
If abortion is murder, is jerking off genocide?
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?
He never learned to mix the colors.
How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
Should I kill the main character's best friends in my book? It's an autobiography.
βγγcΜ·aΜ·tΜ·βββδΈ.
Spread the cat gun.
I got in an argument with the 90-degree angle. And guess what? It was right!
What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over?
I'm just a-Biden the law, officer.
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
What's Joe Biden's favorite arcade game?
Space Invaders.
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID?
Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
Why doesnβt Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?
Because he canβt sniff their hair.
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
