Why are Orphans so bad at baseball
Because they don't know were home is
your hariline is like quandel dingigle its so goofy
my ex friends are depressed there names are kaitlyn and ava
why do emo kids not like trees? they always leave them hanging
I’m back
bro my friend is always using zodiacs as an excuse. The other day he said he couldnt hang out with me because of cancer. I told him to fuck off. Then I realized why he was mad after that...
NASA found water on Mars
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
your disabled joke on you can’t stand
Who will hit the ground first the girl or the apple?I don't know it depends if the girl is emo or not if she is emo the rope will catch her.
What is a orphans favorite period? Homeroom
Why is the orphan failing all his classes? He can't do homework.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home
Noob butter eater
bro living is so expensive and im not even having fun doing it or getting my moneys worth
Wanna know something funny? Well there was this one time when my parents were talking about their marriage. Then after the wedding, they decided to make a joke and then 9 months later I was born. My birthday. (4/1/06) April 1, 2006
Life is like a box of chocolates it doesn’t last long for people
Wanna know what my favorite feeling is? Warmth. Fuck I left the oven on!
What did god say when he made the black human? Oh no i burnt another one
when you want pringle but a fat person was eating them there was only 3 sweety left
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
