Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice-cream in one sitting? To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
A man c@me up to me and threatened me with his milk, cheese, and butter,... how dairy!
What do you get when you cross an alligator with a vest?
An investigator
Why did the pervert. Cross the road Cuz he was stuck to the chicken
What do u call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick Sucks-alota-cocka sorass
What do u call a black pros titute with braces A black n decker pecker wrecker
Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.
Rapunzels hair is longer then your dads existence
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there she made the whole earth go back to the ice age
Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter
I searched up self harm jokes clean but I couldn't find any :[
Vladymoron Pootin and Drunkard Chump sittin in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G
what si bron an stiky a stik!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What's blue and bad for your teeth?
A green brick that's painted blue after the original paint dries (it takes a little while to dry) but after it dries you can paint it and then it will be green. If the brick is green it is called a green brick as it is green (not blue anymore) and it hurts your teeth because brick is a hard material that can damage the bones in your mouth (also known as your teeth)
What's green and bad for your teeth?
A green brick
What do you call an African that is not hungry, dead
Someone: I got chickens out there vibin Me: What? oh you mean those over sized chickens that just shows an example of you in real life Someone: . . .
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist
I HAVE MORE CUM IN ONE TESTICAL THAN YOU HAVE IN YOUR WHOLE PENIS
if you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan. Because what are they going to do, tell their parents.
