Worst Jokes Ever

Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your eyebrows.

Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your forehead.

Your eyebrows turned into little butterflies and flew away!

Your eyebrows run away like your dad.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can never get a home run.

What do you call a disabled person in a sauna?

Steamed veggies!

If a gay male is married to a well-endowed, physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up so he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up?

Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob.

Even the barber couldn't fix that hairline.

Why can’t you private text someone in a community?

Because a community has more than two people.

Why does Hitler wear glasses? Because he can Nazi without them.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

They can go 1, 2, 3 but they can’t go home. 🤣

Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.

Do you want drugs? Buy KFC; poor people.

Guess whose parents didn't survive?

Liv's parents.

How do you surprise a blind kid?

Put a plunger in the toilet.

Why do orphans rob banks?

Because they wanna feel wanted.

George Floyd: 3 years sober, drug and alcohol free.

911 happened a while ago and it's slowly losing its fame.

Time for a remake!

What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?

Diana can't stop either.

Technoblade should have drank milk. Would have gotten rid of all his status effects!