Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Autistic jokes have been very popular recently. In other words, I've been very popular recently.

* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?

Frisk: One knife, plz.

Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.

Waiter: You eat a knife?

Frisk: Yes.

*Waiter asking for one knife*

Waiter: Here you go.

Frisk: Thanks you.

Do y'all know the saying "Hang in there?" Well, fuck that, because I might as well be hanging myself.

What did the cow ๐Ÿ„ watch? moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovies ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ–ฅ

A wife was cleaning her 12-year-old sonโ€™s bedroom when she found a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags. She asked her husband, โ€œWhat do we do?โ€

The husband said, โ€œIโ€™m no expert, but I wouldnโ€™t fucking spank him.โ€

Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.

Why was the orphan so successful?

Because his options were to go bigger or go home. He only had one choice. :)