Which Roman emperor was a mouse?
Julius Cheeser.
Which Roman emperor was a mouse?
Julius Cheeser.
The unicorn was so much better, and I love it!
"Julius Caesar" isneezer
A Roman went to the bar and he held up two fingers and said, "Can I have five drinks, please?"
How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With Caesar!
I was going to make a depressing joke, but my parents already did.
Autistic jokes have been very popular recently. In other words, I've been very popular recently.
What did the cow ๐ watch? moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovies ๐๐๐ฅ
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. They got plane.
A wife was cleaning her 12-year-old sonโs bedroom when she found a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags. She asked her husband, โWhat do we do?โ
The husband said, โIโm no expert, but I wouldnโt fucking spank him.โ
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
You learn from mistakes!
That's why you're an only child!
Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because his options were to go bigger or go home. He only had one choice. :)