Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
I saw my wife at the dam yesterday, which sucks because I wanted her to flow further down.
Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
What do you do when a woman is choking?
Back up a couple inches.
What’s the difference between women and cars?
At least cars retain some of their value after getting wrecked.
Why did Shakespeare only write using quills?
Pencils confused him: 2b or not 2b.
A genealogist looks at the family tree.
A gynecologist looks up the family bush.
Why did the dick go insane?
Someone kept messing with his head.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?
They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.
Just give me my money (clap clap clap).
What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.
Why does OSHA require women to wear panties?
Because every manhole needs a cover.
Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.
Are you a blanket? Because I love it when you’re on top of me.
Did you make your bed this morning? Wanna unmake it together?
You need a good place to think? You can sit on my lap, and we’ll see the first thing that pops up!
You must be ice cream because I wanna lick you up.
Are you feeling down? Because I’d happily feel you up.
Is your name winter? Because you’ll be cumming soon.