Worst Jokes Ever
What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.
What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun, now it's an assault rifle.
My last relationship ended because I didn’t open the car door for her. Instead, I just went to the top of the water.
Dude, what if 9/11 happened because they wanted slavery back?
What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
Why did God create women before men?
He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
I heard Pixar is releasing a new movie.
It’s called Finding Chemo.
Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
Abortion clinics don't do deliveries.
Abortion isn't murder, it's more like backspacing a typo.
What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the car outside a pregnancy care center?
Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.
If two blind people meet, one of them says: "Long time, no see!"
What starts with "N" and ends with "G?"
Nothing.
What do women and KFC have in common?
After you get done with the thighs and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Gas is expensive nowadays.
In the 1940s, they got it for free.
Did you know that a majority of the U.S. is afraid of the dark?
Especially if they are right behind you at the ATM.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.