So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class, we had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix. We both raised our hands and she called on both of us. Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff. Leah: and also are you from Harry Potter?
Why do my parents not love me? Because I've fucked 12 dogs and 7 minors while they were watching
what do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!!
Suicide is just freedom, life is just full of pain... sometimes if you're gone maybe somebody might notice. Feels like life is a maze and the only way to leave is the exit. Nobody notices your pain, your suffering, and that you try your best though everyone notices your mistakes. Life just feels like everyone hates you. Life for me is just faking smiles, I'm not sure how everyone lives such a good life.
"i have a three head" "i have a four head" bald people have a seven head.
What do you call fake spaghetti? An im-pasta.
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pen? Because it’s pointless
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
Yo moms so old she was happily accepted into the museum
What’s worse than a girl getting a period
A boy getting a period
Why was the orphan so successful? They said go big or go home but he could not do the second
what do emo kids have incomnd with orphans
they both depresd on the inside
lol this joke may not be funny but what do u call your mom fat and emo
what does blind kids and orphans have in common.
neither of them can see they're parents.
what do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things SPED up.
Your hairline so far back even shaggy and scooby ran away
whats the difference between a blind person and a orphan
they both can't see there parents
Why don’t I shut myself all the time. I can only fit so many pares of kid in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
Why do people eat food.
Coz it tastes good lol
