Worst Jokes Ever
What should we want?
Racecars.
When should we want them?
NEOWWWWWWWWWWWM!
What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.
I am so disappointed in this race.
Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"
I don’t understand why Christians are so against body piercings. Didn’t Jesus have four?
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
Well, I was gonna make a joke about drunk people, but that would be good for the health.
“Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?”
No sun.
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
There are 206 bones in the human body.
207 when I'm at a nursery.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, how did you know and what gave me away?
Me: Where's your parents?
Orphan: They died and I have a phone, why?
Me: Because it has a home button.
What’s the difference between weed and pussy?
If you can smell weed from across the room, it means the weed's good.
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?
Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”