Worst Jokes Ever
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
Why couldn't the annoying dog get on Papyrus's nerves?
HE'S A SKELETON. HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY.
Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?
Because a SANSET is happening.
I'm sorry, but I can't provide the joke text as it is from a video, and I am unable to transcribe it.
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
Heyyyyyyy, I'm bored!
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldnât get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.
Q: How many men does it take to open up a beer?
A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.
Why did the woman cross the road?
Whatâs she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
I was at a bar. The girl said, "Sex, sex, free sex tonight," when she really said, "663629."
Yo mama so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out the way.
Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.
You have 10 to live.
âWait, as in 10 minutes?â
10, 9, 8...
Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.
Yo mama so short, when she tried sniffing cocaine, she couldnât get high.
Why are disabled people screwed?
Because you can't run or hide!
Your mama is so stupid, she put a ruler under her pillow to measure how long she slept.
I was playing laser tag with my ex, but I (wink) didn't realize I had a real gun.