Worst Jokes Ever

How are women like swimming pools?

They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside.

At what point does a joke become a dad joke?

When it disappears and never returns home.

Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?

It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.

Come back, old members!

Old members come back, we’re bullying the pussies and idiots off the site.

Ted Bundy walks into a bar wearing all black. The bartender asks, “Whose funeral is it?”

Ted Bundy looks around the room and replies, “I haven’t decided yet.”

I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.

The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)

There were four people who went to land... only three returned... Why?

They left someone for memories!

There was someone who slept late... he missed the dream!

There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling!”

There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!

Almost all of you suck. If you're following me, hah, this isn't a joke, but it gave my profile a 1 thingy heheh. KYS, Wade =D

The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: "I killed your horse!"

The second quickly left, and when he returned he said: "We have poisoned all your cows!"

If an emo doesn't get better by Christmas, Santa's reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year.

If I don't get a partner for Christmas this year, mistletoe won't be the only thing hanging from the ceiling.

Why doesn't anyone play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.

Why do orphans go to church?

Not because they are religious, because they want someone to call father.

I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.

How do you piss off a color blind person?

Give them a Rubik's cube.