Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

My wife left me for an Indian guy. I know he's going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows.

According to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.

You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you.

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? -- People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.

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  • After God created 24 hours of alternating darkness and light, one of the angels asked him, "What are you going to do now?"

    God said, "I think I'm going to call it a day."

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  • What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? The hockey player showers after 3 periods.

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  • I was going to buy a pocket calculator. But then I thought, who cares how many pockets I have?

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  • Apparently, Monica Lewinsky didn't vote for Hillary Clinton this election. She said the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.

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  • The furniture store keeps calling me back... But all I wanted was that one nightstand.

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  • Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.

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  • Today someone was killed with a starter pistol. Police think it might be race related.

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