Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl!
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 episodes.
Yo mama's so big, her belt size is "equator."
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem.
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
I found this at school.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.
Recently my baby did this:
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Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS.
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
Son: Dad, where are you?
Dad: Getting another one.
Son: Getting what?
Dad: Dad.
Why do orphans hate baseball?
They donβt know what home base is.
I went to jail because I gave the orphan kid a calendar with 363 days.
(I deleted Mother's Day and Father's Day.)
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.
Q: Whatβs the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
A: You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
LEGO Ninjago - I like it, okay?
Which of the ninja would be best for an undercover mission as the person in disguise?
Kai. He just has to leave his hair down and no one would know it was him. He uses hair gel, as Cole has said a couple times I think, because his hair looks like fire π₯!
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