Worst Jokes Ever
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.
Jas.
If your corona test shows two lines, is that then positive or negative?
Bored come talk v rah.
Why didn't the orphan go to the orphanage?
He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.
What's the difference between pepper and salt? One of them is black and the other one is white.
Why did the Emo Chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
I charge 50 bucks a suck.
Wait, that's me.
Genders are like the Twin Towers because there used to be two, now it's just a sensitive subject.
I had to run out of the library because I put the cookbooks in the women's sports section.
Judge to the defendant: "Defendant, do you have a criminal record?"
"No."
"Have you always been honest?"
"No, never been caught!"
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!
Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To hear some "foster" parenting advice.
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
Everyone: You gotta pay the cost to be the boss.
Germans: You gotta be the caust to be the boss.
What did the Autistic kid say to his bully?
ARRRRRRRRR!