Worst Jokes Ever

Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.

Your mum is so fat she eats all day!

Yo mama so stupid, she put a battery up her a** and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"

Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?

A: Hearing Aids.

Why should a feminist never be allowed to join the UAW United Auto Workers?

Because the only thing that a feminist will do in the UAW United Auto Workers, is eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom and she will only pay her membership dues, if she is allowed to eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom.

Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW?

Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom.

Why did the T-Rex not clap when you won a prize?

Because it's dead.

It’s ok to yell “Kobe” after missing a shot, he didn’t make it either.

I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.

Here's a sex joke.

What's the best part of having sex with 28 year olds? There's 20 of them.

Why was Mrs. Claus upset?

Because Santa only comes once a year.

Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.

Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!

Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock." "Who?" "Knock, knock you."

I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.

Mom tells her son to go to the other kid, to walk to the kid just standing still, to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car.

But her son was blind, the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk, and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap, and the kid died because he couldn't hear; he was deaf.