Worst Jokes Ever
This man got his left arm and left leg cut off, and someone asked him, "How are you?" And he said, "I’m all right now."
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing."
How did the computer get out of the house?
He used windows.
What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?
Mash potato.
Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a pedophile. However, I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8-year-olds.
Two fish walked into a wall. One said to the other, "Dam!"
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
To get to the other preschool.
What do you call a midget with autism?
A weetard.
What's the difference between Mexicans and stoners? Stoners actually have papers.
Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to move.
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.
What do you call a dead parrot?
Polygon.
Why did the bank robber shoot the man with no arms?
Because he told the man to put his hands up.
Where can you find the freshest vegetables? A school for the disabled!
I like my girls how I like my wine, 12 years locked in the basement.
What's the difference between you and Hitler?
Hitler knew when to kill himself.
I had a dream about the whole ocean being filled with orange soda.
Turns out it was a Fanta sea.
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience...
JFK did a good job spreading around on his final speech.