Why do orphans like boomerangs because they actually came back ....
Why cant orphans be gay? Because they wont find anybody to call daddy.
What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have little boy's pants 1โ2 off...
Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.
One day i was texting my friend on roblox and i made her made her mad. she told me she was gonna kill me. that night she told me to meet her at the bathroom at 2 pm sharp. but she made sharp in all caps. so i went to the bathroom at pm the next day. now i know what she meant by SHARP on roblox...... she brought a knife and i was in hell by then. like for the next part!
When i was in middle school i was on my bus and people were doin hairline jokes and i heard this guy say "Your hairline goes back to..... uhhhhhh..... 2042?
Roses are red violets are blue I see you I see you you would have to work out
Michael Has cancelled his upcoming dates. They were tommy age 9, and Bobby, 11
Once youโve seen a shopping center, youโve seen a mall.
my ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends. so she said i was usless in bed. should have seen her face when they all disagreed.
what dos a orphan call a family foto taking a selfie
What does Godzilla eat for dinner * the dinner *
Why is it ok to punch an orphan? What're they gonna do, tell their parents?
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (alphabet lore) I would be Rich
What is an orphan's favorite roblox game? Adopt me
im sorry orphans that your getting bullyed.. oh i have to go my MOM's calling me WERE going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reuonion
It's funny how teachers are supposed to educate new lives but only teach certain kids how much they want to commit suicide and how many ways there are.
Did the tree high five the emos
No he just left them hanging
When I was your age, we had Wacko Jacko, not Florida Man.
You know, people allways tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the world trade center that? ๐ค
