Worst Jokes Ever
What's worse than eating 5 raw oysters out of your grandmother's vagina?
Realizing you only put in 4.
What do you call a boomerang that never comes back?
Daddy.
You’re Russian when you go to the bathroom and Finnish when you come out. What are you in the bathroom?
European.
Why are retards good at basketball?
'Cause they dribble all the time!
I love Muslims, they are great at parties!
They have the best fireworks.
When you send her a dick pic, but then she sends you one right back...
What do you call a white man in court?
SUPERIOR!
Why do Down's kids blend in in geometry?
Their foreheads are angled.
If you are ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Q: Why do Norwegian ships have bar codes on them?
A: So when they come into port they can Scan-Da-Navy-In!
A guy walks into a mosque... then blows up.
Justin: Hey.
Josh: Hey man.
Justin: Why only "man"?
Josh: It feels weird saying the r a c e y names.
Justin: I don't mind.
Josh: Okay, S L A V E.
Justin: Oh no, not T H A T one!
How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?
I don't know, they just keep Putin them in.
I adopted a dog. It's gone now.
At least homeless people in China are not starving.
It's not my fault my cousin's hot ;) YEE YEE
I read a book on anti-gravity...
It was impossible to put down.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Surveys say that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea. That means the 5th one likes it.
Come on guys, it's not nice to make fun of autism. I mean really, the Riot devs try their best, but just because they have autism does not mean you can make fun of them. Make fun of them for something else, like their Down syndrome.
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone?
He got hit by a bus.