Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
You so ugly whenever you say hi to so when they walk away and say that you were too ugly and they go take a bath right away cuz you so stinky and they say that you look like your mama wait your Mama must be either just like you because I can see her way from a mile You say you put on perfume but every time I spell you you feel like you poo poo you're so ugly that when your mom look in the mirror you cry you're so stupid the second grade teacher had to tell you to go all the way to kindergarten Head start every grade below you you can't even go to 20 grade stands for 9th grade you can't even go to grocery stores and people that tell you that you're so ugly they give you compliments just to make you feel better you know that everybody just like you just because they just don't want to hurt your feelings so just stay in your mind hey you want to text Matt you know it was you because every time you see you you think that you matter fact he doesn't even like it for you he just want your money girl who even like you 😈😈
Scoucer at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer by what time is it mate? American replys thats a mad accent were are you from ? Scoucer says liverpool american oh what state is that in? Scoucer looks around and says about the same state as this mate but what time is it?
Teacher: Okay class look at the person to the right of you and describe them with one word. Me: *looks to the right of me and sees the pick-me girl* "Penny" Teacher: *shocked* How is she a penny? Me: Cuz she's two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants. Not to mention worth practically nothing.
Knock knock who’s there little old lady little old lady who little old lady u don’t need to yodel about it yodel whoo yodel whoo
Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times! Me: heeheegypt
When does the slowest person go as fast as a train?
When he is on the train.
Me: good night everyone My friends and family: night Me: *gets in coffin* My family: *stares at my friends* you aren't going to do something?!? My friends: *to my family* nope, this is normal.
i love telling jokes about orphans. i mean what are they going to do about it tell their parents?
What’s the worst part of being a pedophile? Getting the blood out of your clown suit
today was the worst day of my life, my ex got hit by a bus, and i lot my as a bus driver
Why are americans bad chess players?
They lost 2 towers
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out boys 2 men wasn't a delivery service
Michael proveed anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black bo grow up to be a rich white woman?
How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true.
I can find the end of time before I find your hairline.
girl ... you are so ugly that when you look in the mirror it shattered : more than your relationship.
What do depressed people do when they’re bored? They “Hang” Out
What did the twin towers say to the plain ?
I asked the gym instructor
"can you teach me to do the splits?",
"How flexible are you?" He asked
"Well, I can't make it on Fridays."
