You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.
A rich man and a poor man are talking about anniversaries. The rich man got his wife a Mercedes and a diamond ring. he says if the wife does not like the ring, she can take the Mercedes and leave. the poor man said he got his wife slippers and a dildo. He says if his wife does not like the slippers, she can go and fuck herself.
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
Two hunters were walking through the forest one day. there names were johony and papa All of the sudden,johony passes out. The other hunter panics and dials 911. The emergency responder says “911, whats your emergency?” The hunter replies “My son just passed out and I don’t know what to do! I think he might be dead!” The emergency responder replies “Before you do anything, make sure he is dead.” The phone goes silent and then the responder hears a gunshot. The hunter gets back on the phone and says “Ok, now what?”
so dad is teaching his 8 year old son about the planets and said this is Uranus then the 5 year old son says where is my anus
it was just a big hunter killer drone
Why is nasa so sus? Cause they wanted to see uranus
What plae has more boys than the catholic church? Michael Jackson's bedroom
You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler
Lesson in laziness number 136894236842, don't be too lazy to read large numbers.
why do fat people like food
the more the marier
What is a dissabled persons least favorite song I'm still standing
Why do most orphans rob banks
Because they just want to feel wanted
i was going to tell a joke about a mirror but it seems that im looking at one
Your mom is a slow comedian, it took her 9 months to make a good joke
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or Test-tube babies in an argument.
What Saturn's favorites Day Saturday
osma bin laden playing mw2 Air Strike inbound
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist? Just take out his brain and there you go!
