Whats difference btwn BTS and Futurama? Theys only one bender in futurama
Statistics show 9 outa 10 people enjoy gang rape
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby inna clown costume.
girls : ๐*Period*โ๏ธ๐ Men : ๐ฟ*Growth*๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because thereโs no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
Whatโs the difference between swifities and rap fans? One rap fan has a higher IQ than every swiftie combined.
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, iโd be more broke than the rap haters.
Whatโs the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad? Rap lovers get more pussy.
Why are Germans good at smoking. They had experience with smoking
My parents raised me as an only child, which infuriated my sister.
my wife and I have decided that we do not want children. If anybody does, please send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
What is the most common crime in Asia? Identity fraud
Whatโs the similarities between a pillow and your mom?
Theyโre both in my bed
What's a rapper's favorite type of FRUIT?
Rhyme-Apple
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray
Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.
What's the difference between Kelly Clarkson and a Florida real estate agent?
A Florida real estate agent screws over seniors, Kelly Clarkson screws little children.
Why are Muslims not fond of American cops?
Because Muslims don't like pigs!
How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb? Well, obviously not 10; my basement's still dark.
Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? - Everywhere.
