I think abraham Lincoln was gay because a guy shot from behind
Why do blind kids like plane crashes because you can’t dislike what you have never seen
I am awesome look at me
Which tower is better at playing catch the south tower obviously it caught 2
What's brown and in a babies diaper?
Michael Jacksons hand
what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?
sue the dating site for matching her with him
Well u know what they say time flies when your just a ball of anxiety and stress :D
you ever look back at your ex and are like 'wow! what was i think?' then i start to think i was the problem :( just kidding fuck that asshole
These 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
When you see a your mom. Me:bruh Her:are you serious right now bro Me:yeah no shit Her:*slaps me*
When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
Timmy Turner- I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger
Wanda- Ok Timmy
Timmy- Cosmo bring her to me
Cosmo- here you go Timmy
*Timmy eats Miss Kadie
Hey kids guess who started a micronation It’s Barney and Trump.They don’t let gays in. But they kill them
Messi isn't as rich as Ronaldo he cannot afford a Lamborghini
What do you call a very long bowl? Manute Bowl
Me: Spanish teacher why do we need to learn Spanish? Teacher: because you might go to Mexico and start a job Me: Why would I want to sell drugs?
what the when what yeah what yeah then uh huh
Boi ur forehead so big i can make a launchpad on that shit
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because they are so fucking useless
