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Imagine if a disabled persons last name was runner or walker π¬π
Peter griffin chin Should I mention how much it looks like a penis
whats an indians favorite drug beans
I can explain Superman and Batman movie in one sentence
Two orphans fighting in the rain.
yo momma is so stupid she saw an anime and started eating an alive rabbit and thought she would get powers
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? special forceβs
Iβm in a wheelchair and I can do stand comedy, oh wait.....
A man comes home and the wife says 'My ex just died by getting hit by a bus' and the husband said 'I lost my job as a bus driver'
What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.
A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment she starts to roll over, and in the process she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her. Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, βWhat should we do about this?β To which he replies: βWho was it?β
Git is going to let bill Cosby out of jail o wait he watched little bill
Your forehead is deeper then the ocean
Ur so fat that when they tried to print a picture of u through the computer they couldn't fit u in the whole picture bc u were so big
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What do you call a terroist in a wheel chair An RC-XD
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!" - Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew. - Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry. - Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince. - Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty, a person comes up to the water, drinks it and says: why are you so salty :(
Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better
Yo forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in strike force heroes