Worst Jokes Ever
Ya ever think about the twin towers plan?
Me neither. It all came crashing down.
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
What's blue, red, and white and dead all over?
Trump's dead Russian mates.
What do you call a triggered white kid?
A school shooter!
I am Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are HeHee.
So... here's da scoop, alright... *licks KFC off lips* so, I was caught having sex wit three 6 year olds (girls btw, just in case you guys get mad) and da judge told me I was getting da death penalty, you know what I mean?
I had a last resort to save myself though, you feel me? So I told da judge, I said to him, I said: "Yo honah, 6 + 6 + 6 = 18, you smell me?"
Needless to say, I was announced a fre-e-e-e-e-e-e man after dat, you feel me?
But then, the Predator Poachers nigckas just barged into the courtroom and they said: 4 + 4 + 5 = 13!
Alas, I'm writing this joke from jail, and judging by the look my prisonmate Tyrone is giving me, I'll be writing jokes from hell from now on.
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
POV: Someone stole Michael Jackson's baby: "He he stole my bab(y), he he."
What are chocolate's preferred gender pronouns?
Her-she.
I don't like making 9/11 jokes because every joke about 9/11 I make has a tendency to crash and burn.
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon.
3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”
4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river.
6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils.
7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope.
8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves.
9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.
11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”).
12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff.
14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball.
16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
Man: Can you be my girlfriend?
Woman: I'm lesbian, sorry.
Man: Oh, here's your rope.
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.
Why should you be friends with emos? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off, and when it expires, they get rid of themselves.
Why was the emo kid sad? Because his bar code expired.
She left, and now I support women's rights. I will kill her.
*Coughs roughly* Oh my God, it hurts so much. I can't see. It burns! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! *Weakly*
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?
I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."