Worst Jokes Ever
Never search up "monkey with blue balls."
What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?
Its rings!
An orphan girl wanted a family so she was raped until pregnant. Problem solved.
Ejaculated in her braces, call that children behind bars.
When I was a little boy, I had this dream. I was eating a giant marshmallow.
When I woke, I was being sexually abused.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
Nah, just kidding, it's bleach.
What did the salt say to the vinegar during the sweet and sour dynasty?
"STUPID VINIGGER!"
Son: Dad, what's a morbid joke?
Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him, then you will know.
Son: But Dad, I don't have arms or legs.
Father: Now you know.
BULLY vs. QUIET KID
Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.
Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.
QUIET KID WINS
I would tell you a recycling joke.
But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over.
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
Drama queens be like: =- (
I hope you have to squeeze the hell out of toothpaste only for the little bit to fall down the sink drain.
What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?
A donation team.
Little William punched Little Johnny in the face. Then Little Johnny says, "If you do that again, I'm gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice."
I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning.
I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.
How is the business in Ukraine? It's booming.
My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.