Worst Jokes Ever
It's only rape.
If she finds out.
Why can't Chinese do anything? The government won't let them.
I know I'm valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
These jokes are weak like the structure of the towers.
99% of women kiss with their eyes closed, that's why it's so hard to identify the rapist.
What do you expect when you get out of a bar?
Your mom naked LOLOLOLOL.
What is red and very rare?
A child in a blender.
Why can orphans travel around so much? They never get homesick.
What do gay people and mice have in common?
They both hate pussy cats!
A woman walks into a dentist's office, sits on the counter, and spreads her legs.
The dentist says, "I think you have the wrong idea with that." The woman replies, "Last week you gave my husband his false teeth; now you can get them out."
What do the initials NOW stand for?
(A.) National Organization For Women
(B.) National Organization of Whores
(C.) All the above
Answer:
Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.
You ever hear of a reverse exorcism?
It's where the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
Funny thing happened today, my dad came home from work which is weird cause he’s a suicide bomber.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a crowbar could do it so much quicker.
My girlfriend told me the dishwasher was leaking, so I brought home some tampons.
What is the pedophile's favorite shoe?
White vans.
"Wanna play the rape game?"
"No!!!!"
"That's the spirit!"
School. School is a slavery joke and a Nazi joke combined.
You know how in the movie, "Nightmare Before Christmas," they say they're making Christmas?
I thought Mary and Joseph did, but okay.
What's the difference between dad jokes and bad jokes?
The letter b.