Worst Jokes Ever
Did anyone get my joke? It probably flew over your heads, oops I meant through.
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.
You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"
Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."
Why is rape worse than death?
Because dead people get way more attention.
Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a COVID test.
Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!
If Joe Biden and Kamala Harris jump off a cliff, who survives?
Americans...
What does the 'w' in Africa stand for? Water.
I hit a ball with a bat, it was called animal abuse.
Did you know, the average gay person likes men?
So skinny you have to run around in the shower to get wet.
Do you know Putin?
Put in these balls in your mouth.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
What's the difference between Obama and Trump?
Obama was a president and Trump was a whiny bitch!
Trump likes to grab 'em by the pussy. Putin likes to grab them by their tiny hands.
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
Me be straight and bored.
Goes to my local bar which has a glory hole.
Out up spending the rest of the night there.
About to leave when, motherfucker, I realize I've been sucking a guy's cock this whole time.
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My friend died from Ligma!
Ligma balls.
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them.