what do you do when your cats not home.
Answer: you play with your neighbors pussy
whats WWE called in Africa? Shadow fight
Chuck Norris strangled someone with a cordless phone.
Q: Why was the gay man fired from the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job
What do call an IT teacher who touches up his students?
A PDF file.
Stop bullying orphans What if they tell their parents
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car all the pricks are on the inside.
(Thanks to lostin Flowers cause this one is fucking funny)
Your mama so ugly that when she stood on the scale it said to be continued
If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt
When a boy points at his parents there disappear
What’s it called when you give emo some rope as a present? Murder.
Why do orphans go to church?
Its the only place where they can call someone father
You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia
RUSSIA US A
Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account? You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that- (Destroys phone cutely)
So i told the officer
I cant even walk when Im sober
plz follow Freddyfatbear and Daddy cock
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
What's black and white and read all over? A newspaper. What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over? A penguin falling down the stairs.
I never get off on the wrong foot
I Left my Avatar at home today
