Worst Jokes Ever
When you're in the war and you die and say to God, "Where is the gulag?"
Depression hits harder than my dad.
The moment when she tells you: "I'm a virgin. Be gentle!" And you tell her, "Don't worry, I used to work with kids."
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
You're so poor you wash paper plates.
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium and you’re being a respectful friend.
But do it at home and you’re destroying evidence.
Better to cum in the sink... than to sink in the cum.
What did a cannibal have as his last meal?
Five guys.
Man to woman: "Would you sleep with me for one million dollars?"
Woman: "Sure."
Man: "How about for ten dollars?"
Woman: "What do you think I am?"
Man: "We’ve already established what you are. All we’re doing is negotiating price."
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
What is the difference between your girlfriend and your sister?
They're both "sweet home Alabama."
When you're a terrorist and you have a stutter.
A a a a a a a a ala ala ala ala ala alaog alaogbar.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
YOU HAVE AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE WAITING FOR YOU...
I have a big bag of Doritos in the kitchen. It's only for people who are skinny, but the fat people can't have any. All they do is suck it up like a lollipop.
Bubba couldn't make rent, so he offered to sleep with the landlady instead.
I think he forgot he lived in his mom's basement.
If the teacher tells you to stand up if you're not gay and there's that one kid in the wheelchair.
You are the reason double doors were invented.
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.