Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, "You can hide but you can't run."

Ex-Boyfriend: You have no ass, so we're through!

Me: Stop being a dickhead, dude!! It ain't gonna make your little sausage any bigger!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? One's made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries.

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  • Don't go to ghostposter.com. The person or persons who run that site are a fucking bunch if dumb fucking cunts who can suck my big cock.

    When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a dance party.

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  • Two muffins are sitting in a bar.

    The first muffin says to the bartender, "I'll have the usual."

    The second one does not say anything to the bartender because muffins lack the vocal ability of humans, and even with the proper anatomy capable of speech access, they would most certainly be entirely unable to comprehend the human language. In fact, the first muffin would indefinitely not be able to provide speech to the bartender. The muffins also lack the muscular structure to be capable of support themselves to being suspended also preventing their access to movement. Even with the human-like structure, muffins lack brains, which are an essential part of being able to send nerve contact within the legs to be able to move. Also, with them lacking a brain structure entirely prevents them from speech. The anatomy simply prohibits the food items mentioned to be able to carry out any of the tasks required to get them to said bar and be able to speak, thus making the situation untruthful and completely idiotic.

    What's the difference between a penis and a gun?

    A child doesn't cry when a gun goes off in its mouth.

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  • My conversion therapy done worked. Now I only sleep with my sister and not my brother.

    How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?

    When your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.

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