Worst Jokes Ever
Why was 10 scared?
Because it’s between 9/11.
Why do orphans love a room of mirrors?\n\nBecause they're surrounded by loved ones!
What’s one thing that comes up at the worst possible time and ruins your day?
A period.
What do you call a dick?
Suck my dick!
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One reads, the other breeds.
What's the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One is glowing and the other is blowing.
What’s the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One kneels for salvation.
The other kneels with salivation.
Why won't an American atheist convert to the religion of Islam in the city of Dearborn, Michigan?
Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be able to join a mosque in the city of Dearborn, Michigan.
Why won't an atheist convert to the religion of Islam? Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be a Muslim according to the Arabic religion of Islam.
How are my sister‘s legs and peanut butter alike?\n\nThey’re both smooth and easy to spread.
What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?
You’ve got to get more than one down.
What is a black person's least favorite word game?
Hangman.
What’s the difference between my sister-in-law and a driveway?
I pull out of the driveway.
What did one sperm say to the other while swimming side by side?
One turns to the other and asks, "How much further to the fallopian tubes?"
The other says, "I’m not sure, we just passed the esophagus."
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
I started crying when my dad cut up onions.
Onions was such a good hamster.
Orphans get family-sized chips for free.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.
The Twin Towers were mad at each other, so they all just started launching planes at themselves.
What’s the best part about raping a blind girl? She’ll never see you coming.