The dear God created the man. Then he created woman. When he then saw what he had done, he took care of tobacco and alcohol.
If I mesherd ur forhed it will be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long
Ur hairline and forged must be friends because they go way back further than the universe
If u tried to look at ur hairline in a mirror it wold shater into 100,000,000,000 pecies
Why was 10 scared
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it but when I use her body when I feel like it I am the bad guy?
What's and oprhan's favourite roblox game? Adopt me.
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost? Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
what red and put out fire?
y cant an orphan suck and my nut nut a girl can ?
1 knows how
guy1:hey can you stop making 9 11 jokes my dad died during it guy2:sorry i will stop what was your dad guy1:the pilot he saw a kfc and wanted it so well you know
if you want kfc poor water on a poor person outside our resterant and film it
How can you tell your dad a gay barbecue cuz all the hot dogs taste like shit
Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple yeah John Fitzpatrick and Patrick fitzjohn
True story in 1986in the midst of the HIV epidemic they made condoms.available to the public at that time me and my boyfriend were 13 years old my boyfriend was so happy these will make great water balloons and I was even happier I did not have to pack.a.lunch for school tomorrow lol
This morning I was having a conversation with my ex boyfriend about reincarnation I said to him if you could come back in the next life as anything what would you come back as and he thought about it for a minute and says a tree that way everybody can look at me and admire me. Then he says the same thing to me I started thinking about it when these two sexy half naked studs walked by one was a jock the other on his bicycle I know I said I want to come back as a jockstrap or a bicycle seat but knowing my luck I'll come back as a tampon
Their were two friends talking one day Tim tells john " I THINK I'M GAY " john says to Tim what do you mean Tim says "WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO DRESS LIKE A WOMEN AND SING KARAOKE IN A BAR AND CALL MYSELF" (GILLETTE THE BEST A MAN CAN GET) JOHN SAYS TO TIM I THINK YOUR RIGHT AND THANKS FOR REMINDING ME I NEED TO BUY RAZORS
Ur forehead and hairline are like friends they go way back
What can orphans not get when playing a sport a home run
Of an orphan wins the lottery what do they have to use all of it on
Years of child support
