Daveon...
Daveon can barely fit on 5 pages
They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.
I asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied 'why fix what ain't broke?????
Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.
Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.
"Mhm...So you're gay" -Darling
I arrived at a restaurant early and manager said do you mind waiting a bit? I said I don’t mind and he said OK. Take these trays to table 9.
What do you call a general neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy
Yesterday I purchased a world map And told my wife to throw a dart, and wherever it lands I will take her turns out we're spending three weeks behind the fridge
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the studio?
Because he was digging for those UNDERGROUND BEATS
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he wanted to CUT through the competition
What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?
"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics”
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of RHYME and REASON
What did the rapper say to the ATM?
"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT"
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his FILLINGS checked
